November 8, 2009

Prejudice #7

I should probably shorten my list of prejudices against men if I ever hope to snag one of my very own (a man that is).

Oh well.

These are just the random things I think.

You do know that I'm not serious, right? Well, I'm kinda serious....serious seems overly dramatic. I guess these are just things that I'm un-attracted to. Yes. I should call them "Un-attractions" rather than "Prejudices." You think?

Maybe I'm still on the crazy train.

Anyways, back to the prejudice at hand.



You don't get it.


So my prejudice is against men with smaller hands and feet than I have.

I know. Lame. However, it's just another of those, I-want-to-feel-feminine things.

With the mits I inherited from my parents, I'm just looking for someone with bigger paws and ski-boats for feet. You know?

Really, everyone in my immediate family has HUGE hands and feet. Mine (both hands and feet) are the same size as my mom's; my dad's hands are slightly bigger and his feet a size bigger; then you have my brothers who both have gigantic hands and size 15 and 13 feet (respectively).

Is there an animal I could compare us to? Monkeys? Frogs? Sloths? Something with disproportionately large hands and feet?

In conclusion, I have no idea how to size a hand. I just know it's possible. So I'm looking for someone with large hands. And size 9 1/2 (men's) feet or larger.

Is this too much to ask? A non-tenor, non-smoking, non-ring wearing, eloquent, shirt wearing man who wants me?

Please tell everyone you know.

Thank you.

1 comment :

  1. I have to agree about the hands and feet. I also couldn't go for a man that was shorter than me. Luckily my hubby is taller and had bigger hands and feet than me.

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