Dear Duke Divinity School,

Please give me back my roommate.

She has too many papers to write, so I never see her face.

It makes me sad.

It makes her sad. You see, she's an extreme extrovert and she needs people to sustain her. Seriously.

Love,
amy

p.s. Hank (the cat) misses her as well. He doesn't know what to do without his two mommies.