Argh

See this cat?

This cute, precious, rub-my-belly-and-I-will-be-yours-forever cat?

Lies.

He seems cute and cuddly and wanting to curl up next to you in the middle of the night, but when morning comes, watch out. Because it's all, "MEOW MEOW MEOW" as loudly as possible.

Around 7:30 am. On your day off.

Then the running and jumping on the bed thing is just too much.

This cat is a pain in the butt.

And then he'll stare ya down.

Good luck.

And in a side note: to retaliate for the early morning wake up sometimes I like to pet Hank just until he purrs and then leave him. Mah-ha-ha-ha...I'm such a tease.