October 24, 2011

Hear ye, Hear ye!

Ever since, I made my first declaration of woe-is-me, I-am-so-single, blah-blah-blah. I have been able to vent to you about things.

I like that about you.

Now, I have come up with a new scheme plan. Plan. Does scheme sound conniving to anyone else?

First, I [of course] am still planning my wedding even though I have yet to meet a man to whom I wish to marry. In that planning, I have decided that I would like to buck all trends and not have any people of honor, ladies in waiting, maids and all that. It's just that I have way too many people who are important to me to rank them. That's not fair.

I like fair.

So, here's the new plan:
If I meet someone on my own--ha!--I get to do what I want. I know, you're shocked.

If you introduce me to someone I want to marry, you can be my lady of honor, man of honor, person of importance, choose-your-own-title.

Yeah, I just declared that.


  1. I don't want to have a person of honor either.

  2. Hmmmm....sounds like bribery to me! Love you!

  3. @maggie: *high five*

    @Mom: if bribery works...mah-hahaha