Dear facebook,

Stop seducing me.

I must be productive. You will never return my love the way I need it.

With all your friend updates, status updates, tagged pictures, photo albums, relationship updates and lexulous I never seem to be doing what I need to do. The power you give me to stalk my friends is just too much.

I'm taking a break from you, facebook. (But, only for one day, so don't feel too badly.)

Love,
amy